Want More Out of Life?
We are not a company that wants you to lose as much weight as possible as fast as you can. Our philosophy is about health: weight loss will follow. Like you, we were searching for natural weight loss solutions. What we found were chemicals, edited before/after pictures and ridiculous false hopes created by weight loss companies. It was downright insulting. Do these fad diet companies think we are all stupid? Yes, they do! That is why billions of dollars are spent each year on diet products. It is alarming that so many people blindly trust what companies market, especially in the weight loss industry, assuming it is perfectly healthy. The reality is often the opposite. It's madness, which is why we took a stand, changed our lives, and developed Healthy Bastards for real people who want to live a healthy lifestyle. If you want to find natural solutions to your health problems, or to avoid health problems, welcome. You're in the right place. With our products there is no hype, just natural ingredients, superior products, and results-or your money back. You'll not only look better, you'll feel better--and you'll be proud of how you achieved it! Deep down, isn't that exactly what you want? Get started!
What makes us different: For starters, we are real people like you. We don't have "operators" standing by. WE are standing by. Contact us about anything! We genuinely care about the health and happiness of others and are here to help.
Another difference is you won't find weight loss marketing hype here. No claims that in 30 days you'll have a "bikini model body" or "Channing Tatum six pack." What happens when those false hopes don't happen? You get depressed. You eat more. You gain weight. That's no good! Healthy Bastards keeps it real. This is your individual journey to a healthier life. Everyone is different. Our goal is to help you lose weight the healthy way so you can look and feel better.
Results guaranteed: We offer one of the best guarantees in the industry with a rock solid money-back guarantee. Why? Because they work. If you don't get results, you get your money back. Get started!
No Gimmicks: You won't get burned, taken advantage of, or ripped off! We won't offer you a trial product or some other gimmick to get your credit card and then charge it for some outrageous amount next month because you didn't read the fine print of the offer. That's just morally wrong in our book, but it happens everyday in the weight loss industry!
We sell our products legitimately because they are awesome and can stand on their own. You buy from us, you know exactly the amount you are going to be charged with no surprises later. We want you to be our customer for a long time, and will treat you right. We believe in that.
Are you a Healthy Bastard: Being a true Healthy Bastard like us is more than just being physically healthy, it's being healthy mind, body, soul, and bank account. Yes, your bank account. Studies show that most health problems are caused by stress and the number one reason for stress is financial instability. We built this company on the foundation of having the best products available that were also affordable, while helping the world become a better place through our volunteer program. A portion of every sale goes to improving communities around the world.
Being a Healthy Bastard does come with challenges. Convenient fast food on every corner, dollar menus, stress with your career, kids' school schedules, depression, divorce, custody battles, etc. Sometimes it just seems going through the drive-thru or popping a frozen meal in the microwave will take all the stress away because you are just so worn out.
We are here to tell you that no matter how hard it looks, you can get through it…no matter what you are facing. You can live a healthy lifestyle. We're here to help and support you so that you can be the best version of yourself that you have ever known.
Face it, you can't look like a million bucks by eating off the dollar menu!
Becoming a Healthy Bastard will bring you sanity and clarity in this crazy world we live in. Are you ready to dare to break the rules that claim you can't be a better you?