Jake and I (Sarah), created Healthy Bastards to blast through all the bad weight loss/health/diet advice, misconceptions, and just outright lies that keep you fat and sluggish. Don’t you hate being lied to? Told whatever just to get you to do what people want? You won’t find that here! This is a no BS company.
By the way, the word bastard is a term of endearment here. We were inspired by a trip to Australia where it was as valuable a greeting for friends as “Good Morning” is to Americans. So, take a look around our site, friend, and learn how we can help you lose weight and get healthy!
About Healthy Bastards
“Where did this excess weight come from?”
“I can’t believe I was diagnosed with that illness. How did this happen?”
“I’m not as young as I used to be. How am I going to lose all this weight?”
Like you, we at Healthy Bastards have struggled with our health, weight, stress, careers, trying to do it all while making a living and juggling family.
One of the biggest challenges in life is our health. Despite the incredible technology available, obesity in the world is higher than ever. Diabetes is rising–almost common! Chronic disease is rampant, heart disease continues to plague the population despite doctor recommendations of a low fat diet, and the increase in auto immune disease baffles doctors.
We asked ourselves, how can a person stop this cycle and live a healthier happier life? More importantly, we wanted to find a natural solution–not something in the form of a prescription bottle!
Using our collective experience in health and nutritional supplements, we started a company to create solutions focusing on natural remedies for healthy living. If you look at the big picture, you’ll realize you are more than the hectic schedule, health challenges, stress and excess weight. You are more than what you’ve become. Aren’t you? Let’s get you where you should be! Life is short, it’s time to start living. We know that while this journey can be tough, the view from the top is incredible. That is our promise to you.
Where Did the Name Healthy Bastards Come From?
Would you believe we get that question a lot? When Jake and I first visited Australia we absolutely loved the healthy culture there. Instead of greasy burger, fries, or hot dog stands, they had fruit stands. People walked everywhere they could. Lunch was a time to grab some fruit and find a nice spot in the park or near a waterway to relax. Coffee was not a grab and go, but a sit down pleasure enjoyed with your “Mates.”
Foreign ingredients, fillers and preservatives are not welcomed in Australia. Yes, they have fast food, but the regulations are stricter for what can be served, and you don’t see these franchises as much in Australia. You couldn’t help but wonder why we didn’t have the same regulations back home. We began to feel like lab rats. Jake and I wanted to emulate the healthy Australian lifestyle and help our friends near and far be healthier from the inside out.
As mentioned earlier, in Australia, the word “Bastard” was as important to them as “Good Morning” is to Americans. It is an endearing term. Friends greet each other with phrases like, “Hello, y’old Bastard,” or “Where ya been y’old bastard?”
Using the term is considered a privilege reserved for friends.
Our customers are our privilege and we welcome you to call us “Healthy Bastards.” We invite you to join the club, that way you can be a “bit of a bastard.”
Here’s to your health and happiness!
Jake & Sarah